It happened in the largest tourist spot in America, the Grand Canyon. Two men were hiking the trail to see the large gap in an otherwise perfect landscape. Many wonder if in fact that crack is the one that broke mother's back. That is a different story however, and one that isn't as prudent. The two men made their way to the plateau to look over the amazing site.

In what many experts are calling a drunken stupor the two men got into a pushing fight often contested during a drunken stupor and they both fell to their doom at the bottom of the canyon. The experts are denying any personal involvement in such drunken stupor games saying, “Well, we're experts in the matter yes, but only viewing them.” After the statement his colleague pushed him into a rock, the colleague had this to say, “I won, it's over!” “Not now Jerry,” he said in refute. The experts began to burp uncontrollably a few times and our story continued.

Excavation of the corpses is nearly impossible, so identifying the two men will be left up to the families. What we believe might be the mother of one of the two men had this to say, “Are you sayin' I have to jump in there? I'm not jumpin' in there!” Such love from this mother and the other twelve that assumed it was their boy who went in the canyon.

Excavation of the twelve suspected mother's corpses is nearly impossible, so identifying them will be left up to the husbands. We've already informed them that 'it's not worth it,' and that 'you're free now go forth and live life with the toilet seat up always and forever.' The husbands left with smiles on their faces and the remainder of the beer left by the two men that plummeted to their death.