Hello and welcome to article one.  Article one being the most important of all the articles for it is the first.  The first being the one done before the last which in turn does not exist.  Article one will discuss what no other first article has ever done before.  It will be so effective at what it accomplishes that it will change the lives of the people that read it.  It will change beliefs, morals, and maybe even hair color, recent tests prove this to be true.  This topic will be so profound that the logic used to describe it could not even be given a title.  So for those of you wondering what it will be about with the lack of a title, it is about article one, the very topic I’ve discussed.  Cultures will be baffled by what this article will accomplish.  People will start to wonder why gravity became a law, and why we have all been prosecuted by it. 

            It has been said by some that the first article could make or break a writer; I say they just ran out of ink and couldn’t afford a new pen.  In my case, I’ve learned to shoot Peacock’s and use their feathers as my pen.  They are much less expensive and I look far richer than I am.  Not only that, but I get a hardy, colorful meal.

            Back to the subject, (I tend to get off topic) people that read article one will try so hard to comprehend its genius that some may go insane.  If that happens, I will not be held responsible.  Perhaps I am underestimating the general populous, but I doubt it.  They are not nearly as clever as I am.  To even phantom the vast knowledge I possess will make your brain pop like a pimple.  The juices of your brain will then drip into your lungs causing you to drown though no amount of treading water will save you. 

            Those of you that have made it this far have come to realize this article one was nothing but a sham.  You would be right to think this if it wasn’t for the fact that if you stare at the words long enough, you’ll begin to see the depiction of a small kitty.  If you see a large demon you’re looking at the article upside-down, and then I would wonder who taught you to read in the first place.